Friday, February 11, 2011

555 PEOPLE--By Charlie Reese

555  PEOPLE--By Charlie Reese

               Politicians are the only people in the world who
               create problems and then campaign against them..

               Have you ever wondered, if both the Democrats
               and the Republicans are against deficits, WHY
               do we have deficits?

               Have you ever wondered, if all the politicians are
               against inflation and high taxes,WHY do we have
               inflation and high taxes?

               You and I don't propose a federal budget. The
               President does.

               You and I don't have the Constitutional authority
               to vote on appropriations. The House of
               Representatives does.

               You and I don't write the tax code, Congress does.

               You and I don't set fiscal policy, Congress does

               You and I don't control monetary policy, the
               Federal Reserve Bank does.

               One hundred senators, 435 congressmen, one
               President, and nine Supreme Court justices
               equates to 555 human beings out of the 300
               million are directly, legally, morally, and
               individually responsible for the domestic
               problems that plague this country.

               I excluded the members of the Federal Reserve
               Board because that problem was created by the
               Congress. In 1913, Congress delegated its
               Constitutional duty to provide a sound currency
               to a federally chartered, but PRIVATE, central
               bank.

               I excluded all the special interests and lobbyists
               for a sound reason. They have no legal authority.
               They have no ability to coerce a senator, a
               congressman, or a President to do one cotton-
               picking thing. I don't care if they offer a politician
               $1 million dollars in cash. The politician has the
               power to accept or reject it. No matter what the
               lobbyist promises, it is the legislator's responsibility
               to determine how he votes.

               Those 555 human beings spend much of their energy
               convincing you that what they did is not their fault.
               They cooperate in this common con regardless of
               party.

               What separates a politician from a normal human
               being is an excessive amount of gall. No normal
               human being would have the gall of a Speaker,
               who stood up and criticized the President for
               creating  deficits.....   The President can only
               propose a budget. He cannot force the Congress
               to accept it.

               The Constitution, which is the supreme law of the
               land, gives sole responsibility to the House of
               Representatives for originating and approving
               appropriations and taxes. Who is the speaker of
               the House? Nancy Pelosi. She is the leader of
               the majority party. She and fellow House members,
               not the President, can approve any budget they
               want.  If the President vetoes it, they can pass it
               over his veto if they agree to.

               It seems inconceivable to me that a nation of 300
               million cannot replace 555 people who stand
               convicted -- by present facts -- of incompetence
               and irresponsibility. I can't think of a single
               domestic problem that is not traceable directly to
               those 555 people. When you fully grasp the plain
               truth that 555 people exercise the power of the
               federal  government, then it must follow that
               what exists is what they want to  exist.

               If the tax code is unfair, it's because they want it
               unfair.

               If the budget is in the red, it's because they want
               it in the red ..

               If the Army & Marines are in Iraq and Afghanistan
               it's because they want them in Iraq and Afghanistan ...

               If they do not receive social security but are on
               an elite retirement plan not available to the people,
               it's because they want it that way.

               There are no insoluble government problems.

               Do not let these 555 people shift the blame to
               bureaucrats, whom they hire and whose jobs they
               can abolish; to lobbyists, whose gifts and advice
               they can reject; to regulators, to whom they give
               the power to regulate and from whom they can
               take this power. Above all, do not let them con
               you into the belief that there exists disembodied
               mystical forces like "the economy," "inflation," or
               "politics" that prevent them from doing what
               they take an oath to do.

               Those 555 people, and they  alone, are responsible.

               They, and they alone, have the power..

               They, and they alone, should be held accountable
               by the people who are their bosses.

               Provided the voters have the gumption to manage
               their own employees...

               We should vote all of  them out of office and
               clean up their mess!

               Charlie Reese is a former columnist of the
               Orlando Sentinel Newspaper.

               What you do with this article now that you have
               read it......... Is up to you.

               This might be funny if it weren't so  true.
               Be sure to read all the way to the end:
                   Tax his land,
                   Tax his bed,
                   Tax the table,
                   At which he's fed.
                   Tax his tractor,
                   Tax his mule,
                   Teach him taxes
                   Are the rule.
                   Tax his work,
                   Tax his pay,
                   He works for peanuts anyway!
                   Tax his cow,
                   Tax his goat,
                   Tax his pants,
                   Tax his coat.
                   Tax his ties,
                   Tax his shirt,
                   Tax his work,
                   Tax his dirt.
                   Tax his tobacco,
                   Tax his drink,
                   Tax him if he
                   Tries to think.
                   Tax his cigars,
                   Tax his beers,
                   If he cries
                   Tax his tears.
                   Tax his car,
                   Tax his gas,
                   Find other ways
                   To tax his ass.
                   Tax all he has
                   Then let him know
                   That you won't be done
                   Till he has no dough.
                   When he screams and hollers;
                   Then tax him some more,
                   Tax him till
                   He's good and sore.
                   Then tax his coffin,
                   Tax his grave,
                   Tax the sod in
                   Which he's laid...
                   Put these words
                   Upon his tomb,
                   Taxes drove me
                   to my doom...'
                   When he's gone,
                   Do not relax,
                   Its time to apply
                   The inheritance tax..

               Accounts Receivable Tax
               Building Permit Tax
               CDL license Tax
               Cigarette Tax
               Corporate Income Tax
               Dog License Tax
               Excise Taxes
               Federal Income Tax
               Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
               Fishing License Tax
               Food License Tax
               Fuel Permit Tax
               Gasoline Tax (currently 44.75 cents per gallon)
               Gross Receipts Tax
               Hunting License Tax
               Inheritance Tax
               Inventory Tax
               IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
               Liquor Tax
               Luxury Taxes
               Marriage License Tax
               Medicare Tax
               Personal Property Tax
               Property Tax
               Real Estate Tax
               Service Charge Tax
               Social Security Tax
               Road Usage Tax
               Recreational Vehicle Tax
               Sales Tax
               School Tax
               State Income Tax
               State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
               Telephone Federal Excise Tax
               Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax
               Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Taxes
               Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
               Telephone Recurring and Nonrecurring Charges Tax
               Telephone   State  and Local Tax
               Telephone Usage Charge Tax
               Utility Taxes
               Vehicle License Registration Tax
               Vehicle Sales Tax
               Watercraft Registration Tax
               Well Permit Tax
               Workers Compensation Tax


               STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY? Not one of these
               taxes existed 100 years ago, & our nation was
               the most prosperous in the world. We had
               absolutely no national debt, had the largest
               middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home
               to raise the kids.

               What in the hell happened?
               Can you spell 'politicians?'

               I hope this goes around THE USA at least
               555 times!!!  YOU can help it get there!!!

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